Comedy
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Chen Shijin was known to everyone as a mute. He hadn’t uttered a word since he was three years old. As a result, countless people wildly bullied and mocked him throughout his life. Yet, he remained unmoved, his eyes filled with pity.
Until that day, when the skies poured red rain, and the gate of fate opened. Under the torrential rain, Chen Shijin, looking at his fiancé and cousin who were involved in an affair and cursing him, uttered his first words in 23 years.
“Tr*sh. Promiscuous jerks.”
Fiancé/Cousin: How dare you speak like that?! No, wait, how can you speak at all?!
Before they could react, they both fell into the land of exile. And then, monsters roamed, in a world where the strong prey on the weak. The fiancé and cousin’s private parts indeed rotted away.
While everyone feared this bizarre and dark world of death, Chen Shijin smiled joyously at the demons, devils, ghosts, and monsters.
Foolish beings! I could speak at eight months! I greeted my ancestors at a year and a half!
At two, I turned in a wanted criminal on TV with a single word.
At three, my words predicted the eruption of Mount Little Sun!
And that golden mountain decoration in my home that’s yet to be carved? Created by my very words!
I remained silent for the sake of world peace!
But now, in the land of exile.
After holding back for 23 years!! Finally! I can openly challenge these demons and monsters!
“Awesome!!”
Demons and monsters: ???
Terrifying world: Shut up! Don’t come over here, aaaah!
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When Feng Yi was struggling after a business failure, his great-aunt's private butler came to him with a massive inheritance.
Feng Yi asked, "There are so many people in my generation, why did she leave it to me?"
The butler replied, "You have the most pleasing appearance."
Feng Yi touched his own sharp, angular face. "Her eyesight must be excellent!"
However, after inheriting the fortune, his whole person started to feel… off.
Strong? Handsome? Wild? Awesome?
(I traded my intelligence for it.) (not really)
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Ding, you helped an ant carry food, Wish Value +1. Ding, you crushed a mosquito's wish to suck blood, Free Attribute Point +1. Ding, you fulfilled a beautiful nurse’s wish, Wish Value +1...
What? You say you're an academic prodigy? Ding, Wish successful, you acquire the skill Photographic Memory!
What? You're great at basketball? Ding, Throwing Mastery activated, current hit rate 100%!
A rich second-generation wants to hire a star lawyer to sue me? Look up Rhetoric Genius, I'll sweep the entire courtroom with my silver tongue.
Is the foreigner an expert in free combat? Give me Tai Chi Mastery, and I'll show you what traditional martial arts are all about!
A certain shameless person said, "System, look, I'm still single!" Ding, Wish successful, you acquire a beautiful CEO wife.
A young man from the bottom of society obtains the Super Wish System and, from then on, achieves everything he wishes for, climbing to the pinnacle of life!
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Xu Qingmo, the Empress of the Interstellar Empire, transmigrates at the very moment of her coronation—only to become the five-year-old daughter of a wealthy Shanghai family in the 1970s.
The moment she opens her eyes, she and her mother are abandoned together, left to fend for themselves.
A catastrophic start? She’s not afraid at all!
Beat up the biological father! Seize the family assets! Take her rich young-lady mother, get a divorce, and remarry!
Before she knows it, the little devil of Xu Family Village transforms into the beloved darling of the entire family compound, adored by everyone!
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Shen Jiang, young, capable, and accomplished, gets married—and brings home a stunning mother-and-daughter pair who look almost unreal.
The mother is beautiful and well-educated.
the daughter is delicate, fierce, and can fight.
From the moment they move in, they win over everyone in the compound.
Shen Jiang leaves on a mission right after the wedding. When he finally completes it, all he wants is to go home.
His wife has a great personality; his daughter is adorable—but what if they’re bullied or coveted by others?!
He has to go back and protect them!
But the moment he steps into the family compound, he sees his usually friendly neighbors sharpening their knives and charging toward him—
“Leaving such a beautiful wife and daughter at home alone? Looks like you don’t want to live anymore! Beat him!”