Chapter 14: Please Don’t Lift My Skirt, Okay? 14

“Huff… Miscalculation, what a miscalculation. I never thought Shi Xingluo, who could freely fight through zombie hordes, would actually be defeated twice by a monster with illegal organ size.”

It seemed that overpowering Qin Yan wouldn’t be that easy. He needed to conserve his energy and prepare properly first.

Or… hehehe.

Shi Xingluo rubbed his chin and swiftly summoned Erya. “Erya, didn’t you say Points can exchange for items from the System store?”

The newly “released” Erya was still somewhat dazed. “Yes, what does the host need to exchange? Has the host encountered a crisis?”

Shi Xingluo chuckled. “Crisis cock? That’s indeed a very dangerous cock.”

So dangerous that when he accidentally grabbed it, he couldn’t help but want to run away and wash his hands thoroughly.

Erya: “?”

Why did it feel like its host was talking about something… colorful…

Erya shook its head – if it’s improper, don’t ask. “Then what does the host want to exchange?”

Shi Xingluo asked sneakily, “Does your store have that kind of medicine? The kind that, once someone takes it, makes their whole body weak and limp, and makes them really, really want… can only lie as a bottom, too weak to be a top. Even if this person were made of tempered steel, they’d become soft and pliable, obediently lying beneath me.”

If Erya had eyes, they would have widened immediately. “Host! Wha-wha-what are you saying! Erya is a good System, how could we have that kind of thing!”

Shi Xingluo raised an eyebrow. “Really don’t or pretend not to? Didn’t you boast that if you have enough Points, the System store has all kinds of props? And yet you don’t even have this kind of medicine?”

Erya hesitated for a moment before whispering, “We do have it, but the effect is quite strong. After taking it, within three hours you must b e… ahem… otherwise you’ll be burned until you lose your senses. Because this kind of medicine violates Quick Transmigration industry ethics, it’s banned from the store.”

Shi Xingluo’s eyes had been growing brighter as he listened. He threw the half-broken tree branch he’d somehow snapped onto the ground. “If it’s banned, why even mention it?”

Erya, having been influenced by its host, now matched Shi Xingluo’s sneaky tone. “I secretly stashed some away, hehe. Originally planned to secretly traffic it with other Systems to exchange for Points. If the host needs it, I can give you a discount!”

Shi Xingluo laughed and didn’t hesitate to praise Erya. “Not bad, Erya! You’re quite clever! Give me one bottle first!”

This time he couldn’t be impatient. He needed to avoid Qin Yan for a couple days first, let him lower his guard, then slowly wait for the right opportunity to dose Qin Yan with the strong medicine and ensure he could successfully get his hands on him.

Couldn’t rush this time, absolutely couldn’t rush. Needed to proceed gradually~

Before succeeding, self-preservation first. Hiding was the best strategy!

Another similar night. This time, Shi Xingluo had been watching since he was in the bar to see if he was being watched today.

Fortunately, he didn’t sense that familiar feeling of being watched.

As soon as it hit ten o’clock, Shi Xingluo didn’t even have the mind to drink another cocktail, nor did he have time to change out of his white dress. He quickly went out and disappeared into the night.

Cautious as he was, he didn’t take the alley closest to home.

Instead, he preferred to take a slightly longer route through another street.

The cool wind of late autumn blew, and despite the well-lit street, Shi Xingluo couldn’t help but feel a chill running down his spine.
He turned around. The street was bustling with people coming and going, yet it seemed even harder to detect whether that damned pervert was following him than in the narrow alley.

If he was there, he’d be like a tree hidden in a forest impossible to distinguish.

But Shi Xingluo didn’t doubt his choice. He knew that on such a crowded street, even if that guy really was tailing him again, there was no way he could do anything.

This street was packed with people, and that sneaky, underhanded bastard was most afraid of being discovered.

Otherwise, today at school, he wouldn’t have managed to escape so easily just by hearing someone was coming.

Smoothly and uneventfully, Shi Xingluo had already reached the foot of his building without sensing that feeling of being watched.

He couldn’t help but let out a sigh of relief, though a strange unease lingered in his heart. It was true that he had intended to avoid Qin Yan tonight, but he hadn’t expected that Qin Yan didn’t seem to be watching him at all.

What, had he shifted his affections elsewhere?

Or did he think he could just kiss me three times and then call it quits?

How audacious.

Hmph.

Shi Xingluo pursed his lips, crossed his arms, and twisted them together like a braid. I’m avoiding you, that’s my business, but if you don’t show up, that’s your fault!

Feeling irritated, Shi Xingluo’s steps grew heavy with frustration. He stomped loudly on each step of the old staircase, stirring up dull waves of sound in the early night.

Since he was in a bad mood, he might as well go home and take it out on Shi Xiancun to vent.

Because he had to go out every day, he really didn’t have much time to discipline Shi Xiancun. This morning, he’d had to knock him out again before leaving.

It was the most convenient solution.

He didn’t have the leisure to keep an eye on Shi Xiancun and teach him how to behave.

The original owner’s home was on the top floor. The dilapidated staircase had lost much of its plaster, and at half past ten at night, the end of the hallway looked particularly bleak and shadowy.

Just as Shi Xingluo stepped onto the final flight of stairs, an arm suddenly shot out from the side and wrapped around his waist!

A low, cold, and damp voice whispered like a murmur from a dark gutter, “I’ve been waiting for you. You can’t run away now!”

Even Shi Xingluo, who had experienced surprise attacks from zombies in the apocalypse, was startled. He instinctively struggled to break free, his first thought being that Shi Xiancun had woken up during the day and was deliberately ambushing him here.

But soon, the arms that he couldn’t break free from made him realize, “…It’s you!?”

“Hah…”

The other’s lips, pressed against the back of his neck, exhaled a chilling breath that sent shivers down Shi Xingluo’s spine. “It’s me. It seems you can recognize my voice now. We’re getting increasingly familiar I’m so touched~”

Shi Xingluo: “…”

I’m not moving, thanks.

What kind of pervert is this?!

No wonder it had been so peaceful along the way this pervert had come straight to his doorstep to lie in wait!

Then changing his route had been for nothing. Who would’ve thought this guy would just camp at the finish line?

Despicable, utterly despicable!

And how on earth did this pervert even know where he lived? Clearly

Wait.

Shi Xingluo’s pupils suddenly contracted sharply. That first night, this guy had said he wanted to treat him to a meal, handed him a card, and then disappeared. But now, thinking back, had he really left just like that?

At the time, he had been in a good mood after eating his fill and hadn’t paid any attention to whether someone might still be following him after leaving the restaurant.

And subconsciously, he had assumed that this guy, afraid of being exposed, must have stopped following him.
But now… Shi Xingluo suddenly felt a chill in his heart.

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